Start with a trip to a thrift store to buy a set of not so pretty brass lamps. Choose ones with good lines and test to see if they’re working before you buy. These babies were $7.99.
Then, wipe them down, apply 1 coat of spray primer, followed by 2-3 thin coats of glossy white spray paint!
Try not to make your husband grumpy by getting white spray paint all over the (new) garage floor. Use lots and lots of cardboard. Or if it’s not subzero temperatures where you live, do this outside.
The goes anywhere fake Ikea plant ;)